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July 20, 2006
Hold on baby
Blargh, I fugging showed up to work around 8 in the morning which is unholy.
Maybe I’ll read more of my nerdy books, and wait for people to show up.
Maybe I’ll say “fuck you diet!” and go get breakfast from the deli down the street.
Maybe I’ll go smoke until I see the Face of God, and ask him what to do.
rant | By west | 08:28 AM
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And she leaves us hanging once again?
Did she read... what was the title?
Did she utter the word fuck?
And did the Face of God show up or the face of Elvis... ?
Inquring minds want to know...
Posted by: Heaving Melon at July 20, 2006 01:15 PM
I did all three.
so while I'm normally a snob, reading Faulkner, O'conner, and Albom; today I read:
"Dark Lord" The Rise and Fall of Darth Vader by James Luceno
Ok, so I can be a fashonista, political activist, a faithful Catholic, and still be a closet nerd.
seriously thats the best way to describe me. Closet nerd. I'll do my make up while watching Deep Space Nine; I'll be making phone calls for the Dem. Party while flipping through my Hellboy comics!
DONT JUDGE ME
*runs off screaming*
Ok...I really had to defend myself didn't I?
Anyways I only got God's voicemail. I doubt he'll get back to me within the week.
...fugging long ass comment, I should just make this a post.
Posted by: west at July 20, 2006 02:31 PM
I enjoyed Darth Vader's blog.
Posted by: Malnurtured Snay at July 20, 2006 02:48 PM
Thank you for calling Heaven if this is for admittance please call Peter at ext 112. For all other questions please hold the first avialable angle wil answer your call in the order received....
Posted by: Heaving Melon at July 20, 2006 02:55 PM
A certain person loves my spelling and the above comment was why.. damn my spelling...
Posted by: Heaving Melon at July 20, 2006 03:07 PM
Darth Vader had a blog? I'm all up on that shit. Send me the link, and prepare to be borded.
Posted by: west at July 20, 2006 04:47 PM
Not to steal Snay's glory.. but i think this is what he was talking about
http://darthside.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Heaving Melon at July 20, 2006 06:09 PM
yeah I found it, it was really good, but it's almost like fan fiction. Not what I was expecting; I was picturing humor.
Some of the comments are funny:
"Anonymous said...
Dear Darth Vader,
This is a serious question that's been on my mind for a while now. Pretty much from the first day I found this blog I've been wondering this, and I'm sure everyone else is wondering this too. I mean, its kind of personal, and I understand if you don't want to answer it, but I just gotta get this off my chest.
Ok, here goes.
DO you prefer waffles or pancakes?
"
he replies:
"Dear Anonymous,
Waffles, because they are more evil.
Sincerely,
D. Vader "
thats entertainment right there.
Posted by: west at July 20, 2006 11:51 PM
ok wait, i take that back... i re-read it. And it's pretty damn funny.
Posted by: west at July 21, 2006 12:16 AM