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August 27, 2007
Weighed, Measured, Found Wanting
Christ on a raft eating red beans and rice am I tired. I’m sitting here asking myself if I should even bother writing, fearing a lack of anything substantial to say. Then I realized just who’s brain I was talking about.
My new goal at work is to make one of my managers cry. He’s a hippie vegan guy who listens to bad rap, and it’s fun to pick on him. However analyzing that fact later it just makes me wonder how much longer I’m going to have to spend in hell for my 15 minutes of fun.
My dog is shitting blood. He has something called Addison’s Disease. His glands are shutting down or something.
Renaissance Festival is here. Yes ladies and gents you’ve heard me right, another fall, another season. So far all I’ve managed to do is get rolling drunk while I’m there and spend plenty of cash on things I don’t need.
Yes, I’ll admit it. I’m a closet fairy. Come September I’ll be hanging out with the D&D crowd, dressed in a bodice, watching 14 year olds play magic on pick nick tables, while helping ex boyfriends duct tape their Darcon garb together. It’s an occupational hazard. Here’s me from last season, and no it’s not particularly pretty. An old friend took that for the multimedia class we were it together. He’s like 30 something with a really sweet wife, and we just happened to be in a random class together, as well as work renn fest. He sold knives or something.
Anyways if any of you haven’t made the trip to the fest yet I highly recommend going. Even if your not really lame like me and have spent more money on costuming then your rent, fest is fun and safe for the whole family! Shakespearian shows, jousting, the Royal Court, games, shops, jewelry, armory, elephant rides, horses, candy, fortune telling, rock climbing, wench drenching, singing, belly dancing, acrobats, turkey legs, steak on steaks, popsicle cheesecake, oysters, and most importantly BEER!
…okay so maybe I’m a tad enthusiastic. But it’s hard not to be. So now that I’m done with my little free advertising go check out the website if you havnt already. It’s www.rennfest.com and you can find directions to Crownsville, ticket info, and all that great shit there.
events | By west | 02:26 AM
Comments
Ahhh...I remember my renfest days......
Posted by: Lori at August 27, 2007 02:26 PM