August 27, 2007
New Face
It only took a year for a new layout, but I promised I would eventually. So instead of sleeping the day before fall semester begins, I’m sitting here at four in the morning coding.
I rock hard, don’t I? I’m so fucking out of touch with my coding skills, it’s really sick to think I did this for a living. I’d have maybe vamped up the layout a little more if I could remember anything about style sheets; and if I had my old computer back from the ashes. I don’t have any of my imaging software so if you’re actually spending the time to read this, be warned you’re really looking at stock tile. I’m not going to lie, that would be pointless.
I made nice with one of the friends I had ostracized over the past month. I freaked out on her in Annapolis and took off in my Grand Marquee doing a buck ten down the highway. My ex would have called it a “double x chromosome moment” as I was overly heated and in a “hysterical state”. I think he just likes feeding on his male chauvinist side and emotional fear of estrogen. If any of you gals see him, give him a hug, he could use it.
Anyways, after I left her half crying in the parking lot and spending a week not talking to each other, we met at Renn Fest (see earlier post), and decided all was well, in a very non-eventful way. It was comforting really. She drew me that really cute picture of me. Sooooo fucking talented.
Anon fair readers, I’m off to na-na land. Perchance to dream.
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January 18, 2007
rewind
Annnnnnnnnd back from the dead, risen from the proverbial ashes of the blogging garbage disposal, I like many before me, have returned to bask in the safe and the familiar; in the word of the web.
Fired from my mediocre paying deign job, returning to my parents house without my dignity mind you, and clinging onto a “healthy” relationship full of many rather large words I have yet to look up in the dictionary (been meaning to do that by the way), I return to you, and perhaps to me.
This won’t make sense at 9 in the morning.
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November 18, 2006
never slept
well it's been a new life for me.
I don't think any of my readers still come here.
but i think I'm still alive.
I got fired from my graphics design gig, and I'm trying to find to a waitressing gig.
If anyone knows any good jobs around baltimore/ritchie highway PLEASE let me know.
I miss you guys, and I'll start updating again
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June 26, 2006
Verily, Verily I say unto you
I have a new friend :-)
Everyone say hi to heaving melons
*waves frantically*
Anywyas, it seems all you have to do these days is complain about people and you automatically get readers. Heh. The morbidly bitchy part of me loves this idea, however I don't think that's how you make firends. Wouldn't it be fun though, to just go around and bitch at people? You'd get so many god damn readers it would be rediculous.
Quoting rachel:
Ah, the Baltimore-Blog-Aristocracy. It seems that most start as as bottom feeders, pimping shamelessly for readers and adapting their interests to match those of the new blogger friends they want to woo. Step two would be the inside jokes and incessant linking. Step three is social obliteration of those lowly ones not in the appropriate blog circles, and without content that almost mimics their own. Avoid the happy hours.
I wonder if this whole blog thing will eventually implode upon itself and destroy us all, like some unholly virtual armegedon.
Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time. Revelation 12:12
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